Here are the Top 5 reasons for you to head to your nearest dealer for a BB-
1)To save your marriage/relationship: Tired of everyday fights,arguements,complaints- go get both yourselves a BB- you would be too busy trying to get to know the new member to fight and complain with and about each other.And neither of you are going to bother each other much in that way.Your marriage is safe for life and you don't even have to pay for a coun
sellor (which may or may not work)
sellor (which may or may not work)2) To break your marriage/relationship: Getting choked at your existing love or married life but don't know how to end it - since you are too good to be bad to someone.Soak yourself in a BB - don't spare the bedroom,living room - not even your bathroom.Or better still if you are the one not owning it - get your spouse/partner a BB,get him/her hooked on to it and one day just throw it out of the window in front of him/her - the storm that will result will save you the future storms forever!
3)To give your professional image a makeover: Your Boss questions your committment.Mail him from your BB midnight,even if you are in a nightclub,early morning from your WC, or even when you sneak personal time during office hours for - say a massage in the spa.You wanted committment, I am giving you every second of my life.The promotion party is due sweetheart!
3)To give your professional image a makeover: Your Boss questions your committment.Mail him from your BB midnight,even if you are in a nightclub,early morning from your WC, or even when you sneak personal time during office hours for - say a massage in the spa.You wanted committment, I am giving you every second of my life.The promotion party is due sweetheart!
4)To flex your muscles: Have tight fingers which needs flexing- no worries- keep fiddling with your BB,
even if you have nothing important to do.You don't pay a buck and you have a good exercise for your fingers.Not just that if you land up with a twitch in the muscles, hunt for a good looking therapist- you gain anyway!
even if you have nothing important to do.You don't pay a buck and you have a good exercise for your fingers.Not just that if you land up with a twitch in the muscles, hunt for a good looking therapist- you gain anyway!5) You want a healthy fruit diet- HA HA you have a Black Berry- to binge on to!!!Wonder why they named it Blackberry!
Enjoy BBing- Forget Life ?
*Thanks to all my friends and family who got hooked on to a Blackberry and inspired me to put down my thoughts :)!!!
